Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg
Doctor: Aur Chasme K Bina!
Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi

Ek baar ek sardar ke ghar chor ghus aata hai.. aur woh poochtha hai ki sona kahaan hai.
Sardar: jidhar marzi sojaao.

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum.. What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So Simple Madam Minimum & Maximum

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don–t have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I–m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I–m Banta not Santa

Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times… Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara